On my experience with new statement (should be called "old school scam for stupid people (like me)" :
Hello,
I received my package today with my two sunglasses. My order number was .
I wanted to tell you that I was completely charmed by your advertising, and that I loved the UX of your website. The products are well presented and your company gives the impression that you mean business.<br />
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But here's the problem: it's just a parade. And I'm outraged that someone could have so little humanity, so few scruples, to do a business as lousy as yours.<br />
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As soon as I traced the package, I could see that it had come from China. But I was naive enough to think that maybe you had done some semblance of work on the selection of your products. But no, this is really the worst quality you could have found, it's worse than crap. It's exactly the same quality as what you get from the hawkers at the foot of the Eiffel Tower: basically, it's just crap to feed to the pigs. I imagine that you're buying these for less than one euro, that the most expensive part of the story is the shipping, but on 25€ a pair you must be making a completely indecent margin. It's all in the looks, but nothing in the panties.<br />
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The problem with selling such crappy products is that they're often full of defects. This is the case with the two pairs of glasses I received. I've won everything, 50 euros to bring (inappropriate language) plastic from China, to never wear these glasses.<br />
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I really hope that you will choke on the shame.<br />
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I wish you the worse of luck in your business.<br />
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Léo
